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Google’s Matt Cutts went on record today saying that he does in fact have a chronic passion for meat… especially cuttlettes. In a candid interview today, Cutts revealed that it has been a lifelong passion to bring tasty meat cuttlettes to the masses…on a stick!
A particularly focused Cutts stated that: “I like meat. And that’s all there is to it. All I ever really wanted to do was to bring more meat-based products to the world.” Mr. Cutts went on to say that he will be leaving Google immediately and plans to open up a chain of cuttlette stands across the country where people can buy flavored meat cuttlettes on stick or in a cup.
“We start with only the best mechanically separated, industrial grade meat products. Add our blend of 42 special herbs and seasonings, choose a topping…mayonnaise, whip cream, peanut butter, etc. put it on a stick and then deep-fry it! You can’t resist flavor of that magnitude”
The new chain of meat-on-a-stick and meat-in-a-cup stands will be flying under the banner of “Moo-gle.” Cutts believes that with his understanding of marketing that he should have a leg-up on the competition and that he will grind all other competition in to pate.
He went on to say that is totally committed to fulfilling his meat-inspired dreams and is completely determined to become the world’s biggest franchise of meat-on-a-stick, and meat-in-a-cup distributors. With such a strong vision, there can be no doubt that Matt Cutts loves his cuttlettes!
This is fake news 🙂 The purpose of this post is to entertain and get as many people as possible searching “matt cutts loves his cuttlettes” in a fun experiment to affect the suggested search on Google in a fun and harmless way.